PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. A